{"id":9,"date":"2026-06-01T18:15:13","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T18:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thegarlic.fun\/?page_id=9"},"modified":"2026-06-01T18:54:35","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T18:54:35","slug":"elementor-9","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thegarlic.fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Elementor #9"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"9\" class=\"elementor elementor-9\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-eac0761 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"eac0761\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6cdc93a elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"6cdc93a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"garlic-color-jelly-master\">\r\n   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aria-label=\"Telegram\">\r\n                <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" fill=\"currentColor\"><path d=\"M20.665 3.717l-17.73 6.837c-1.21.486-1.203 1.161-.222 1.462l4.552 1.42 10.532-6.645c.498-.303.953-.14.579.192l-8.533 7.701h-.002l.002.001-.314 4.692c.46 0 .663-.211.921-.46l2.211-2.15 4.599 3.397c.848.467 1.457.227 1.668-.785l3.019-14.228c.309-1.239-.473-1.8-1.282-1.434z\"\/><\/svg>\r\n            <\/a>\r\n            <!-- Buy\/Chart Icon -->\r\n            <a href=\"#\" class=\"cj-btn-icon\" aria-label=\"Buy\">\r\n                <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" fill=\"currentColor\"><path d=\"M7 18c-1.1 0-1.99.9-1.99 2S5.9 22 7 22s2-.9 2-2-.9-2-2-2zM1 2v2h2l3.6 7.59-1.35 2.45c-.16.28-.25.61-.25.96 0 1.1.9 2 2 2h12v-2H7.42c-.14 0-.25-.11-.25-.25l.03-.12.9-1.63h7.45c.75 0 1.41-.41 1.75-1.03l3.58-6.49c.08-.14.12-.31.12-.48 0-.55-.45-1-1-1H5.21l-.94-2H1zm16 16c-1.1 0-1.99.9-1.99 2s.89 2 1.99 2 2-.9 2-2-.9-2-2-2z\"\/><\/svg>\r\n            <\/a>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"cj-brand\">GARLIC.<\/div>\r\n    <\/nav>\r\n\r\n    <!-- LEFT: Warm Beige Jelly Card (Garlic Bulb Vibe) -->\r\n    <div class=\"cj-card card-pos-left float-cj cj-theme-bulb\" onclick=\"openColorJelly('cj-mod-about')\">\r\n        <div class=\"cj-card-thumb\" style=\"background-image: url('https:\/\/thegarlic.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-5.png');\"><\/div>\r\n        <h3 class=\"cj-title-sm\">THE ROUNDEST BOY<\/h3>\r\n        <p class=\"cj-desc-sm\">Inspect the bulb &rarr;<\/p>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <!-- RIGHT: Bright Green Jelly Card (Leaf Vibe) -->\r\n    <div class=\"cj-card card-pos-right float-cj-alt cj-theme-leaf\" onclick=\"openColorJelly('cj-mod-htb')\">\r\n        <div class=\"cj-card-thumb\" style=\"background-image: url('https:\/\/thegarlic.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-6.png');\"><\/div>\r\n        <h3 class=\"cj-title-sm\">PUT HIM IN THE PANTRY<\/h3>\r\n        <p class=\"cj-desc-sm\">Adoption steps &rarr;<\/p>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <!-- BOTTOM CENTER: Typography & Premium CA Button -->\r\n    <div class=\"cj-footer-area\">\r\n        <h1 class=\"cj-hero-title\">LITERALLY JUST A BULB OF GARLIC.<\/h1>\r\n        \r\n        <!-- Upgraded Asymmetric Button -->\r\n        <button class=\"cj-ca-btn-premium\" onclick=\"copyColorCA()\">\r\n            <div class=\"ca-text-group\">\r\n                <span class=\"ca-label\">CA:<\/span>\r\n                <span id=\"cj-ca-string\">8GarL1cToK3nAddR3sS...<\/span>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"ca-icon-circle\">\r\n                <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" fill=\"currentColor\"><path d=\"M16 1H4c-1.1 0-2 .9-2 2v14h2V3h12V1zm3 4H8c-1.1 0-2 .9-2 2v14c0 1.1.9 2 2 2h11c1.1 0 2-.9 2-2V7c0-1.1-.9-2-2-2zm0 16H8V7h11v14z\"\/><\/svg>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n        <\/button>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <!-- Colorful Modals -->\r\n    <div id=\"cj-mod-about\" class=\"cj-modal-wrap\">\r\n        <div class=\"cj-modal-bg\" onclick=\"closeColorJelly()\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"cj-modal-box cj-theme-bulb-modal\">\r\n            <button class=\"cj-close-btn\" onclick=\"closeColorJelly()\">\u2715<\/button>\r\n            <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thegarlic.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-4.png\" alt=\"Garlic Boy\" class=\"cj-modal-img\">\r\n            <h2>THE ROUNDEST BOY ON THE BLOCKCHAIN.<\/h2>\r\n            <p>He is round. He is mildly pungent. He is wearing a small apron for reasons we do not entirely understand. In a sea of chaotic dogs and weird frogs, $GARLIC is just a plump, smiling bulb standing there. He doesn't know what liquidity is. He just is. A perfectly seasoned, adorable masterpiece.<\/p>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <div id=\"cj-mod-htb\" class=\"cj-modal-wrap\">\r\n        <div class=\"cj-modal-bg\" onclick=\"closeColorJelly()\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"cj-modal-box cj-box-wide cj-theme-leaf-modal\">\r\n            <button class=\"cj-close-btn\" onclick=\"closeColorJelly()\">\u2715<\/button>\r\n            <h2>PUT HIM IN YOUR PANTRY.<\/h2>\r\n            <div class=\"cj-step-list\">\r\n                <div class=\"cj-step\"><strong>01.<\/strong> Download Phantom. He needs a clean digital drawer to live in.<\/div>\r\n                <div class=\"cj-step\"><strong>02.<\/strong> You need Solana to fund the adoption process.<\/div>\r\n                <div class=\"cj-step\"><strong>03.<\/strong> Paste the $GARLIC token address on Raydium and hit swap.<\/div>\r\n                <div class=\"cj-step\"><strong>04.<\/strong> Just hold him. 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